I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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