i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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