so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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