someone threw a dead crab at me
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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