NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Randomize
