In the future we'll all be gay
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
where are you?
Hypothermia
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
My day in three words: secret purse cake
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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