u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Randomize
