How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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