Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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