Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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