i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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