thus making me awesome and them whores
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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