goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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