heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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