as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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