it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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