Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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