were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
I'm really busy with my period
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