so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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