I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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