It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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