nut hugger
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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