they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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