K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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