belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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