Only a mothe r could love this liver
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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