i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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