The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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