I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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