Whod you bang
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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