Me too!
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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