"it" just moved
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
He uses pillows to masturbate.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
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