Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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