end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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