it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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