It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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