shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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