Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
We are two peas in an std pod
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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