Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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