He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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