i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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