I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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