I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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