dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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