You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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