I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
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