I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Randomize
