Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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