He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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