Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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