party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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