Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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