i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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