i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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